February 2012
the-run-on-fragment:
I’ve come to the conclusion that John Paul Jones actually knows how to play every instrument in existence. He probably knows how to play every instrument that hasn’t been invented yet.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
cosmo tip #191
expertcosmotips:
let your man know when you’re feeling extra hot by sending smoke signals from a flammable location
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
holy shit bring it on home is a sexy song
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I’M GOING TO BELIEVE KIMI BECAUSE SHE REPLIED TO THE PICTURE FIRST HA!
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candlejackthestripper replied to your post: omfg there’s this Styx “show us how you rock”…
GO BECKI, GO
I NEED TO WAIT TIL MY MOM GETS HOME THOUGH SHE HAS A CAMERA ON HER PHONE AND THAT’S BASICALLY MY ONLY HOPE
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theflyingmustaches replied to your post: omfg there’s this Styx “show us how you rock”…
do it do it do it
I MUST
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omfg there’s this Styx “show us how you rock” contest and I totally want to enter because I have SO much Styx gear but I KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THE PICTURES FUCK
ONLY 2 MORE DAYS
text i just sent my mother:
“Hey if you have extra money and happen to stop by the store on your way home…i think purchasing some cookie dough ice cream would be a wise business decision.”
i want some so bad right now omfg